in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
Holy shit I can imagine Cassy doing this! CASSMANDRA I SUMMON YOU
Oh. My. God.
It is nice to know other people share my logic concerning guinea pigs